But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.

But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot.

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.

A tree-toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree-toad, but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree-toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad’s heart, for the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree-toad trod. But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; he couldn’t please her whim. From her tree-toad bower, with her three-toed power, the she-toad vetoed him.

A cold. But what do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?

A river. But I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat. What am I?

What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?

Hello, I’m Doctor Triple A! How can I help?

Well… check the attached file for answer, man!

So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Well…no?

Victor Hugo’s "Les Miserables" contains an 823 word sentence, and hopefully no one elese will write longer to break the record.

which book do you remember to have the longest possible sentence?

Cows kill more people than sharks!

Hard to believe, but true. Sharks kill an average of 5 people per year while cows kill an average of 22 people per year.

Also, what?!

And the Sun loses a billion kilos per second.

Oh yeah! It contains enough alcohol to supply every person on the planet with 300,000 pints of beer per day for the next billion years!

Clouds at the centre of the Milky Way smell of rum, taste of raspberries and are packed with booze!